i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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