she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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