I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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