talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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