Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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