just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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