i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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