there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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