Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
is wine microwaveable?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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