East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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