youre lurking in front of me
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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