You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
