Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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