The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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