Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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