one might say we're banned from that church
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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