I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
God I need to hump something, right now.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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