the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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