return my video game
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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