its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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