I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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