he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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