Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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