Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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