Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Be still, my beating vagina.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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