absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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