carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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