im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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