Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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