And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I didn't shave. On purpose
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.