i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.