Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet