He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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