theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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