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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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