We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
