nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Randomize
