My friends, they love my intelligence
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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