Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Randomize
