i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It's rum buckets o'clock
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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