Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
