is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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