I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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