why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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