i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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