'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Even my vagina gasped.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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