Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
please don't ironically join a cult
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