If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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