I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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