I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I seem to have left my pride at pride
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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