he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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