State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Randomize