OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
