Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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