so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
There r osticjed everywhere
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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