Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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