We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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